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Ask E. Jean: How Do I Ask Out My Opponent?

She threw off my game, but I'd rather have than a rematch.

Hi, E. Jean: Tonight I was defeated in a game of chess. I'm a talented player, and my only excuse is this: My opponent was a very attractive woman, and I couldn't concentrate. It got so bad that as she was in on my , I to feel turned on. We've scheduled a rematch. But if I get aroused every time she makes a challenging move, she'll me again, and this time when we , I want to ask her to dinner. I know women don't like losers. Will she my invitation? —Knight of the Woeful Countenance

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Sir Knight: It is always proper for a gentleman to become excited when being defeated by a lady—a natural and wholesome occurrence that I hope to see repeated in the 2016 presidential race. But don't take chances with the rematch. Invite your beautiful opponent to dinner before the game. And good luck!

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